How about the
latest edition of the black identity slavemaster saga in which a “genuine”
black man disparages a black man deemed “inauthentic” for not conforming to the
first’s stereotype of what it means to be black?
Of course, I
am talking about Rob Parker, a black sports commentator, who on the December
13, 2012 ESPN, First Take show asked whether black Washington Redskins
quarterback Robert Griffin III is "a brother or is he a cornball
brother?" Actually, the question
was no question, only a pretense for “dissing” the not-black-enough RG3. Speaking of Griffin, Parker explained
that
Well, he’s black, he kind of does his thing. But
he’s not really down with the cause, he’s not one of us. He’s kind of black. But he’s not really the
guy you’d really want to hang out with because he’s off to do something else …
I want to find out about him. I don’t know, because I keep hearing these
things. We all know he has a white fiancee.
There was all this talk about he’s a Republican, which, there’s no
information at all. I’m just trying to dig deeper as to why he has an issue.
Only when Skip
Bayless, a white co-commentator, asked “What do RG3’s braids say to you?” did
Parker concede,
Now that’s different, because to me that’s very
urban and makes you feel like he would have a clean cut if he was more
straight-laced or not. Wearing braids is
you’re a, you’re a brother.
Before Rob
Parker’s comments, we had heard uniformly positive spin about Griffin, the man
and the athlete. The disparagement came
exactly one day after RG3 had told Tom Corbett of USA Today Sports, "You
want to be defined by your work ethic, the person that you are, your character,
your personality. That's what I've tried to go out and do." In short, Griffin was being verbally spanked
by Parker for being so naughty as not to toe racial color line talking points
about hypermasculine black pride.
Now that
racial double standards and double speak is troubling enough. But equally disturbing is the story’s subtext,
unspoken but always lingering just under the surface, a subtext unwittingly
revealed by the commentary of Julee Wilson, HuffPost Black Voices Style and
Beauty editor.
Ms. Wilson
began her HuffPost Live remarks by saying all the commonsense things that any
objective, rational person would say, underscoring how inappropriate Parker had
been. However, toward the end she said,
There are times (in the black community) where
people are like, “Oh, you’re not down, or you’re not like with the
community. That sort of thing but I mean
that’s, you know, that’s kinda like these inner conversations that we
have. To put it, one, on that scale and,
two, even to put it in question for him in particular is kinda crazy. I, I, I don’t know.”
Julee Wilson
thus reveals the absurd racial preoccupation endemic to black culture, a
culture whose people tell white America that they want to be judged not by race,
but by the content of their characters. And
by the presence or absence of “cornball” cornrows? Pure double standards and double speak.
And, oh, by
the way, according to Wikipedia, Rob
Parker also had called Hank Aaron “a coward” when Aaron refused to attend the
baseball game during which Barry Bonds broke Aaron’s record.