Saturday, April 12, 2014

Does the United States Attorney General Like Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches?

I am curious.  Do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?  Please forgive this racially insensitive question but I really want to know.

Yes, peanut butter and jelly questions are racially insensitive according to Verenice Gutierrez, principal of the Harvey Scott School of Portland, Oregon who asserted that asking my question is an example of racism in language.   Verenice argues: “What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?  Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”

Apparently, Ms. Gutierrez is referring to Somali or Hispanic students living in and being schooled in America.  She no doubt believes that these “culturally different” children are so out of touch with the broader society that they could not possibly have had the “opportunity” to consume a sandwich, let alone a peanut butter and jelly one.  Perhaps due to “extreme poverty” they do not know that such “gourmet” foodstuff exists.

Like so many of her intellectual persuasion, the principal feels compelled to school dumb white Americans about their pervasive overt or covert racist attitudes.  She believes it is her solemn duty to teach us what to think, say, not think and not say.

When it comes to forbidding personally-defined racially insensitive language then, Ms. Verenice Gutierrez is in accord with Attorney General Eric Holder.  For example, on April 8, 2014 Holder in a House Judiciary Committee hearing, Holder challenged Representative Louis Gohmert’s question about the Attorney General’s recent contempt of Congress citation  by snarling, “You don’t want to go there, buddy! You don’t want to go there, OK?” You see, a few seconds earlier, Holder had declined Gohmert’s requests for documents relating to congressional investigations and  Gohmert had replied, “I realize that contempt is not a big deal to our Attorney General, but it is important that we have proper oversight.”

So where is the racially insensitive peanut butter and jelly connection?

To answer that question, we must turn our attention to Eric Holder’s next day, April 9, 2014, speech before a black lobby group called National Action Network where he told the presumably all-black audience:

The last five years have been defined by significant strides and by lasting reforms even in the face, even in the face of unprecedented, unwarranted, ugly and divisive adversity.  If you don’t believe that, you look at the way — forget about me, forget about me. You look at the way the attorney general of the United States was treated yesterday by a House committee — has nothing to do with me, forget that. What attorney general has ever had to deal with that kind of treatment? What president has ever had to deal with that kind of treatment?
So, speaking about himself in the third person (“the attorney general of the United States”), his Eminence was suggesting that criticism of him and Obama is really criticism of black people in general.  He could not possibly imagine that his or Barack’s policies ever seriously could be challenged on their own merits or lack thereof.   Maybe he and we should contemplate related questions: “What attorney general ever has been able to deflect all personal criticism by hiding behind a shield of racial invulnerability? What president ever has been able to do so?” 

Holder is trying the oldest trick in the racial manipulation playbook.  He does not want us to think about or talk about him because then his personal responsibility could be called into question.  No. the “black” attorney general wants us to think and talk only about race.  If he can make the discussion about race and race alone, a pro-black army of racial warriors—like those from the National Action Network—will spring to his defense and Eric can skip off to the golf course while everyone else fights his battle.


Racial double standards, double speak, and double binds will end when white, black, and intermediate-colored individuals are free enough to ask each other questions without anticipating a race-based over-reaction.  Then and only then will I be able to ask Eric Himpton Holder, “Do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?”